you are trapped inside a glass box hanging 50 feet above the ground at night. how do you escape before the sun comes up the next day and you burn to death?

I use my special Mongo Magic and teleport myself to Rio where the bitches are in top form and the bikinis are plentiful. Good times.

I remember watching this one episode of the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy where they went to watch a movie called Exploding Penguins 3. I honestly would like to see that movie as well. Got any fictional movies you'd like to see?

I'll just make it a short list of three because I could do this all day:

1. The Day Mongo-sama won the lottery (documentary, of course.)
2. Nothing But Explosions III
3. Night of the Living Nymphomaniacs (documentary, of course.)

i know your a k-on fan (understatement of the year *puts on Mio pajamas*. ). if your given a chance to join a band what instrument do you play and why?

I would play guitar. I know a few chords to impress the chicks with my acoustic guitar at parties. Plus it would be totally badass to get the crowd going and the panties wet with a wicked guitar solo. And I would get so much ass as the lead guitarist. Just don't ask me to sing...

does this mean I win...?

You ALWAYS win, Mongo-sama.

What do you think of this week negima, seen as negi got his ass handed to him?

Lol. Dude went down like a bitch! I have a feeling that that governor will point out that the Asuna with them is an imposter. That or he's the robed guy pulling the strings in Fate's crew. It's interesting that he's a shinmeiryu user. I also think that Takahata sold Nagi and ala rubra out, yeah? ANYWAY. It's on to the funny shit, right? If it was me, I would have just capped that governor with my Desert Eagle .50 or something along this line of funny lines.

if you had no chance of getting off a desert island (including all supernatural powers/boats/means of transportation etc) and were alone with a D-Eagle .50 with one bullet what would you do?

Well, this is depressing. If I knew there was no chance of being found and I would starve to death or die of dehydration, I'd put myself down and save me that misery. A funny answer would be: "Use my Mongo Magic to teleport the person who put me on that island (You, TM) and kill him and eat him before I died. At least I could die slowly knowing that the person responsible for this got his." And that's the FUNNY answer. This question sucks, man. You can do better, fearful leader.

oh and the Deagle is the only thing you have besides the clothes you're wearing

arright heres a better question.

What is your top 10 favorite manga

Oh Jesus, someone finally asked this question? Um. I'll just say that my judgement is taken despite awful endings, yeah?

1. Mahou Sensei Negima
2. Fairy Tail
3. Eyeshield 21
4. Skip Beat
5. Cross Game
6. Cross Over (despite the awful ending as mentioned above.)
7. Katsu (Boxing manga by the same guy who's doing Cross Game)
8. Rookies
9. Mx0 (despite premature ending.)
10. a tie: Hayate the Combat Butler/Change 123\\

If you don't like it, sit on it and rotate, bitches!

i miss Mx0 T__T

if you could renew any discontinued manga, what series would it be?

I'm sure we all agree that Mx0 must return. Mongo-sama can convince them... He has his ways. *psst*It's my Desert Eagle .50 *psst*

why did Mx0 had to end so early and badly too?

I blame Japan. I'm surprised this horrible excuse for an ending wasn't the start of WWIII. Cuz I'd have enlisted.

How many monkeys would it take to create a fortress of dung and bananas.

Wow, Tili. You are one sick fuck.... Which is why you are warmly welcomed to the Ask Mongo thread. Let's see. I suppose if we're talking fortresses, then the Fortress of Solitude is what comes to mind immediately. That's a pretty big fortress. Assuming these monkies were genius monkies and knew they were making this fortress, I'm gonna make a rough estimate of 3,000 monkies; 1,000 to provide the dung, 500 to collect bananas for the fortress structure, 500 to collect bananas to reload the monkies with dung, and 1,000 monkies to stack the dung and bananas. With a proper leader, it could be done in about 4-5 months. I hear TM is a supervisor now, you might want to see if he's available for this project.

Just finished watching Eden of the east. Akira shooting down missiles was awesome!

Here are my questions:

1) What's the name of the song that was playing when Akira was shooting down missiles? Here's a video if you weren't following the series.

I don't know, but if you find out, please let me know. I'm really into that kind of music. Good times. Slow grooves. And if you make it to the end of the song, you get to cum inside her. Oh yeah. I said it.



2) What would you do if you were give a phone charged with 10 Billion Yen that you had to use to as payment for getting any request you ask the operator carried out?

No thanks. If I end up in an all-male orgy like those guys, I'd say "Fuck it!" and walk away.

Questions answered.

Oh and on a similar matter, here's an excerpt from the log in the irc room that I thought some on here would find interesting:

[18:16] *** MagicalPoof (~apprentic@18251e65.f8171.fios.verizon.net) joined
[18:16] <Mongo5817> fortresses made of monkey poop and cumming inside women. All in the same thread.
[18:16] <Mongo5817> Hey magicalpoof
[18:17] <Mongo5817> what excellent timing you have.

On a completely different matter:

Which Admin do I have to fuck to get this topic stickied? My last Ask Mongo Thread didn't get stickied either, and that had the most views (still does for that matter) and had the most replies (lol as of this moment. It's still ahead by 1. LOL. Ask Mongo Thread refuses to back down.) in the General Chit-Chat forum before (or rather in spite that) I retired it; and that's including the Motivational poster thread which just happens to be stickied. Did Achi give Ras a Hand-O through the interweb? Maybe he gave TM a ZJ? Should I start a poll asking what Achi did to whom to get his thread stickied? I think I should... Where is the Mongo Love?

when will i get to TS NA 60

As soon as you stomp on the neck of the cleaner assigned to ch. 60. Want you're big bro, Mongo-sama to do it for you?

what do you do to people who dont put in your notes, i didnt a times...

Let's just say Ras isn't Ras anymore. He's some guy I paid to log in as Ras and Spam with incomplete sentences and misspelled words. The REAL Ras is six feet under my bouse. I left comedy gold for notes, and you Typesetting bastards have robbed the world from seeing it.

Where is the Mongo Love?

That's what I want to know, Tili. That's what I want to know... No respect...

I've learnt that the song is called "Reveal The World" sung by an american who last performed 10 years ago. I can't find very much info on this song or the singer but the lyrics do match. If you know where I can get a listen to that song tell me.

Knowing KyoAni's business strategy, we will most likely be seeing posters of Konata and her friends cosplaying as the K-On! cast. I predict the following:

Konata: Mio
Miyuki: Mugi
Kagami: Azusa
Tsukasa: Ritsu
Yui-nesan: Yui

What do you think the line-up will be like?

...Transfade. Do you know how much I've had to research to even know what the fuck you are talking about? If Otaku had a second name it would be Transfade. Seriously, bro; Pussy feels really good. I suggest you stop worrying about posters with anime girls cosplaying as other anime girls. I worry about you, brother. In the meantime, I stopped researching when you mentioned Konata would cosplay as my Mio. NEVER! Now let's go back to our plan of making anime pajamas and leave this bullshit behind us.

this thread



This isn't a question, Douchebag. And in reply to your picture, I've decided to post one of my own:



P.S. Thanks for stickying the thread. Hope you enjoyed your Hand-O. Maybe next time you can afford the ZJ.

In a world where Mongo is king how would you retain your hold on the peasents so that they love you yet fear you and do your bidding?

By making an Ask Mongo Thread on my King Mongo webpage that SMX will make for me. That way I can insult my peasants so the know their place and yet they can get a good laugh at the other peasants as they get insulted by me as well. This also shows a dissention between the plotters so they're fighting each other and not me. Win.