Mongo-sama, i can't seem to make very good sigs. is there a way to copy mystic's graphic epicness over to me?

There is. But why do you want to settle for Epicness when you could create Epicness? I'm talking Mongo-level epicness! Now, get to work, you squinty-eyed canadian!

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i will.
just as soon as i put on my plaid coat, open the door to my igloo, and take my polar bear for a walk through the snow drifts.

another question:

Why are government Public Works so damn lazy here?

For real? The answer's pretty easy. Cuz you guys get paid by the hour. Duh!

What do you think of this vid?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dqb6PMyAy84

K....Kawaii! Just....wow! Someone put in a lot of trouble for this. In other words, bravo!

1) whats your list of your favorite [whatever number you want] anime girls

1. Mio- K-On
2. Set-chan- MSN
3. Yui Kotegawa- To-Love-Ru

2) how can i become moar 'awesome' like you?

Impossible to be as awesome as Mongo-sama. But I suppose if you want to be "MOAR" aswesome than you are now, you can start by doing everything all the cool kids are doing. Also start doing the hard stuff (drugs); all the cool kids your age will be like "Man, he's hardcore! Let's make him cool like we are."

3) can dancing like this really get all the girls in the room to get up and dance like that? (i'm sorry mongo but i dont think you can dance, so dont even try and tell me that's the responce you get when you dance)

First of all, FUCK YOU! I've been Hammer Dancing since before you were born, little man. Second of all, I can dance; I just choose to not do any dance that doesn't involve having dry sex on the dancefloor nowadays. Thirdly, Yes, dancing like that will draw the women to you. It's not the moves, it's the confidence that the women are attracted to. On the other hand, they smell fear; if you show signs of fear, they'll eat you alive... Financially, that is.

In the future when Aliens have taken over the world with their super advanced machines that turns mud into Candy. After making all humans naked slaves who dig underground tunnels to reach the center of the earth because the aliens think that is the source of the most delicious chocolate mud in the universe. How will you defete the Alien king?

It's easy! I just put that alien bitch in his place by slapping the mothafucka with a strong Mongo-sama right backhand. Then I flash the Desert Eagle .50 and tell the pussy, candy-asses to make their way back to their pussy planet and then I'd blow them all up with my Mongo Magic. Victory! Earth.

Mongo, why do you need a whole thread to yourself to proclaim a hand gestured "okay-sign" surrounded by a circle with red leaves and white stars?

Because when Mongo-sama makes a move, the world needs to know. It's like I'm Lindsay Lohan, and the threads I make are the paparazzi and gossip magazines following me. The audience must know.

When looking into the mirror what do you see?

I see the only man I'd ever consider giving a Hand Job to. And if I was a contortionist, I'd never leave home again.

And, Who is going to keep asking you stupid random questions when I go on vacation!?

I'm sure we can manage without you for a little while. But if you don't come back, I'm going to kill j00!

http://mangahelpers.com/news/details/191

whats your thoughts on the new manga in thel ink above.

I have no thoughts on manga until I read them. I'll wait it out. Also, wtf!? There's like 10 of them on that link. I choose to not answer this question, Wontons!

if im in a room of undead, with only the cast of K-ON at my disposal, what should i do.

K-ON cast plays a cute song and distracts the zombies with MOE. Meanwhile you sneak around and ninja them all and bash their brains in. Victory! Saheton.

Many moons from now after your demise, when the war torn world we know is a thing of the past and there is peace throughout the world. What will people have to remember the one and only Mongo

My seed. I shall sow my royal oats and make several little Mongo-samas to run around with my same sick sense of humor. Though I am gone, my twisted humor shall be passed on for generations.

what was the best question that anyone has ever asked you?

Well, the first time my (ex)Fuck Buddy asked me if I wanted to fuck was an awesome question. She was hawt; and Indian (with the dot not the feather.); I enjoyed myself thoroughly. the best question I was asked on these forums had to be Ras' question about how many fifth graders I could beat up.

who do you miss more, billy mays or michael jackson?

Well, who ISN'T going to miss Billy Mays? That's a given, but I think I'm going to miss Michael Jackson more because of all the awesome jokes at his expense would just be out of taste now. Not to mention his Crypt Keeper face. Besides... *sad voice* He did Thriller... Thriller *sad voice*

Will you miss me while I'm gone?

Who are you again? lol. I kid, I kid. I know I'll miss seeing Goth Mio in a top hat in every thread you grace with your presence. But I guess if anyone needs their fix, they can see it any time on the "RETURN OF THE ASK MONGO THREAD" in General Chit-chat (shameless plug ftw!).

PS. See you all in about a week!

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whats with the lack of lulz worthy questions?

Dunno. It's kind of hard to top a "How many fifth graders can you beat up?" question. So in the end, you are to blame.

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Do you know me or acknowledge even the slightest?


Magister Magi garners the same amount of respect that Eger-kun and Chi-U get from me. That's not saying much, because I have Eger-kun doing my laundry, and Chi-U changes my bedpan every two hours. But you gotta respect with to the people who can clean up your shit with a smile on their face, right?

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they kinda look like an army : D. i might be a PR soon, what'ya think of that.

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they look like Marshmellows. And they don't look like just ANY old army; they look like fuckin' Nazis, man. I've given them a couple of smilies to keep them in line. And PR is a fun job, you'll enjoy it. Do your senpai proud and kick poor english's ass.

here is a question for you Mongo

why is it in America ham is called canadian bacon and what is your version of ham?


First of all, Ham is Ham. Canadian Bacon is the lame neighbor to the north on the pig that's famous for voilent sports on ice and drinking beer and has trouble with Yakuza; and it's only good on pizza, but to me, it's not edible. It tastes like sweaty pussy covered in diarrhea (Don't ask how I know what that tastes like. it's not a pleasant story...). Pepperoni ftw.

In a fight between Thousand_Master and Ras_Tel Madskil how would things go down?

Hmm, in my opinion, it comes down to a numbers game, and I think Ras has more relatives that he can bring to the fight... But TM's Yakuza friends have the weaponry. Ras could send in his meatshields to use up their ammo and then go in for the kill. He would have to be ready to take on TM's karate (All japanese people know karate), but it's not impossible for Ras to win this one. I'd put my money on TM, though.

I answered a few, but I'll have to get back to Tili and TM's questions tomorrow, I can hardly keep my eyes open.

Any Suikoden 5 fans out there can understand this part when I say that Sialeeds' betrayal is arbitrary and only came about because the writers backed themselves into a corner and needed to milk another 3-4 battles out of this before they ended it. I've beaten the game thrice now and I still don't get WHY she did it.

all questions answered.