so what think is going to happen at the up coming ball in the next chapter of negima, will all hell break loose or will every go 'just as planned'?

Actually, Mongo-sama has an "S" relationship with Aka-sensei's personal secretary, and I've already gotten the DL on how it's all gonna end, I'll explain it all in a secret language unknown to the rest of the world:

Το Negi πηγαίνει στο συμβαλλόμενο μέρος και γλιστρά τον αντίχειρα στο γάιδαρο Makie ενώ Ako και Konoka μοιράζονται το χρονών πέος 15 του. Κατόπιν το πλαστό Asuna περπατά μέσα και βλέπει τα παλιοπράγματα του negi και αποφασίζει έπειτα να προδώσει τον μοίρα-Sama και να λάβει το όλο Negi το cooter της. εν τω μεταξύ Setsuna πηγαίνει σε μια λεσβιακή υπερφόρτωση και αρχίζει την επιχείρηση με όλες τις κυρίες στην αίθουσα χορού. Όταν όλο αυτό τελειώνει, Kaede παίρνει ένα kunai και τις περικοπές του κυβερνήτης-στρατηγού και το προσφέρει σε Negi ως προσφορά για τον καυτό προκλητικό χρόνο.

If you want a translation, you'll regret it, yeah? Or you'll get the best laugh of your life, I'll let you be the judge.

welcome back mongo! we still team up with meow and tm only asked nicely, so what was the deciding factor for coming back?

Meow ist ein Stück Scheiße, und ich lehne ab, mit diesem Stichel zusammenzuarbeiten! Also, TM asked "VERY nicely," and I asked him if by VERY nicely, he meant on his hands and knees begging, and he said yes. edit by TM: actually i said "if you like" not "yes" its different

also, i have this friend. his name meee. he's a bit shy when it comes to girls. how should i help him talk to the girl that he likes?

First, on Mongo's get the ladies strategy: Strike any chance of getting laid with this woman. It calms you down, and you can relax and talk with her like you would with one of your friends. Second, hang out with this girl as much as possible; build your friend points and get used to hanging out with women. Third, when you feel more relaxed around women, stay friends with the girl you got close to. DO NOT FUCK HER! A good female friend is very important; guy friends can only give you advice like: "Ah you should hit that, bro, or people will think you're a fag!" whereas a female friend can give you a perspective from someone who can help you and give you an insight that a man could never understand. Fourth, Game on, do your best, friend.

OKAY! I've answered Ras' question in Greek, and I used an online translator to change it from English to Greek to do so. Well, I just reversed it, and it came back even funnier because now it makes absolutely no sense. I got a good laugh this fine morning.

Here's the translator's literal translation:

Negi goes to the contracting part and it slips the thumb in the donkey Makie while Ako and Konoka are shared years his penis 15. Then factitious Asuna walks in and it sees the junk negi and it then decides it betrays the fate-Sama and it receives the all her Negi cooter. meanwhile Setsuna goes to a [lesbiaki] overloading and begins the enterprise with the all ladies in the room of dance. When all this finishes, Kaede takes kunai and his curtailments governor-general and offers him in Negi as offer for the boiling hot provocative time.

Here's what I typed to begin with (for the most part):

Spoiler:

Negi goes to the party and slips the thumb in Makie's ass while Ako and Konoka share his penis (in 15 year-old form). Then fake Asuna walks in and see's negi's junk and then decides to betry Fate-sama and receive all of negi in her cooter. Meanwhile, Setsuna goes on Lesbian overload and starts the business with all of the ladies in the ballroom. When all is said and done, Kaede takes a kunai and cuts off the governor-general's dick and gives it to Negi as an offering for hot, sexy-time.

personally I get more of a kick out of the literal translation.

what you think about this Mongo?

I agree 100%. I'd expect you to try the same to me in that situation. It's a dog eat dog world, man. In this case, it's a zombie eat guy who got betrayed world.

on your front porch Inside a box there is a cake. What kind of cake is it, Why is it on your porch and what would you do with it.

First of all, I didn't put the cake on my porch, so I can't explain the first two questions until I open it. And, I wouldn't open it. I'd let my dog hump it til climax, stamp return to sender, and let them deal with it. I don't like cake anyway. Any friend of mine would know that, meaning it was an enemy. or a future pissed off boss.

Can you name any old movies that would have been improved if directed by michael bay instead and why those movies? Since it is michael bay, I expect the reasons to be related to explosions somehow.

2001: A Space Odyssey. That is all. Fuckin' lamest movie ever. I'd rather watch paint dry than watch that movie. Michael Bayxplosions!!! would make that movie more tolerable. That or internet playmates floating with Boobs in Zero-gravity. Zack Snyder could have added Nite Owl II boning the Silk Spectre II while HAL9000 watched with his creepy red light flashing.

Do you ever which you have a tsundere maid?

For example . . . her . . . ?

http://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/images/5/59/Puipui_vol01_003.jpg

so Mongo what you think of the new transformers movie, good, bad or trash is it worth the drive?

what do you think of the new anime needless? it reminds me of lagan..

hmm there are a lot of good ones here

why does a cat go meow or nya?

what is the point of reading a dictionary? (cover to cover)

what is the point of reading a thesaurus? (as stated above)

should i use the swords on my mantle to kll someone? (metaphorically speaking )

how many potatoes does it take to make a pyramid?

how many blonds does it take to spell blonde? (person was standing next to me and said it)

is my signature a good drawing?

am i bored?

are you bored?

am i asking too many questions?

are you annoyed?

can i ask one last question?

moo?

You are in an intense battle with your life at stake. You are trapped in an almost empty windowless room with a guy straight out of the Fist of the North manga who you have to take down if you want to win. On the floor are a fish, a potato, an unlabeled cd and some guy's hand that got off at the wrist. Knowing there's no way of beating the guy, you opt to say one of the best things you can think of just before that guy deals a deathblow. What are your final words?

MONGO! IT'S BEEN OVER A MONTH!

where are my answers!?

Hmm . . . maybe he got bored of this thread already . . .

what to do if someone you really love doesn't realize that you love her?

iam not mongo but i really want to answer this.
use frontal attacks...

I think mongo gave up on this thread. Maybe I should make an Ask Achi thread. Or would no one post in it?

what about ask AAS or ASS-staff thread so that we can all answer to those senseless question.