I let the old one retire. Time to start a new one for some fresh laughs. The vetrans know the routine. The Newbies can pick up pretty quickly. So ask away! Or kill the thread... not like I care either way.

Mongo it's going to be mystic Bday soon and were going to party hadry in vegas will attend?

You get the hookers and I'll bring the blow. What hotel are we staying at? If nobody has decided, I get good deals at the Sahara because they want their money back from me. Man I rob those motherfuckers blind.

and that is how it's done. Thanks to Ras for getting it started. You may begin.

haha @ mongo for getting negative rep. welcome back btw.

I shall not stand for this injustice!

you are trying to save the world from evil and found out the kaede (whom youve never met personally) is captured by fate. the only way to save her is to give up your body and soul FOREVER! negi and the rest of ala alba are gone missing, you are the strongest left standing.

what do you do?

This is a trick question. There is no way in Hell that Kaede loses to Fate. She's a fuckin' ninja. Even if she were captured, you'll just find out later that it was a log or a shadow clone or something. And by the time Fate discovered this, his throat has already been ninja slashed. He's dead. If I have to answer this question legitimately, I'd do it.

Mongo Dear I can't stop pointing a gun in my head what should I do ?

Well, if you're not planning on pulling the trigger, put it back where you found it. If you ARE planning on pulling the trigger, shit or get off the pot already. For real if this is a serious question, don't do it. and after the last Ask Mongo Thread, why ask me this kind of question?

i lost all my file in my computer but no one admitted the crime what should i do?

I would just assume that everyone was responsible for it and get your revenge as you see fit. Sadly, for all but one person, this is an attack, and you should be ready for their revenge in return.

If I wanted to try twisting the Power of Love to be used for acts of evil, how should I go about doing that?

First of all, the target must be emotionally disturbed; daddy issues, desperate for love, etc. Then, you have to make them fall head over heels in love with you. After that, it's pretty simple; you make it known that this is what you want, and they will do it. It's as easy as one, two, three.

Why would anyone -rep mongo is it because their jealous?

Yes. Yes it is. Or it's because I told them to eat a big fat dirty cock. Either way, it's because they are jealous of my epic awesomeness.

Questions answered. Thanks for your participation.

You meet someone who has never heard of Negima. What do you do?

You want me to say kick their ass or kill them or something of the sort, but I will not become that predictible. I will simply explain the importance of reading this manga... through my fists. And if they die, then that's still one less person who does not know what Negima is.

say you know there are alot of crime in teh town where you are. what weapon would you pick? (small arms only^^)

I'm sure you know by now. I'd choose Desert Eagle .50; gets the job done and has an authority with it's presence.

this is pretty fun!

If ghosts go through walls, why don’t they fall through the floor?

Because ghosts can float. Geez. What the fuck kind of question is this? Weak Sauce.

If Store 24 is open 24 hours, why do they have locks on the doors?

To keep minorities out of their store. Racism; it's never good.

When I breathe air, how many other people have inhaled those same air particles before me? Could I be breathing in air particles that were once breathed by now-dead people?

If you breathed the same air that someone else breathed in, you'd die from breathing Carbon Dioxide. So no, you didn't, and you can thank the plants for saving you that nightmare.

Are there any questions that you are unable to answer?

No. I can answer any question. No question goes unanswered unless you have annoyed the shit out of me in which case I'll turn it into a means of making fun of you.

Please help me Mongo... When I see people I just feel evil and want to do anything inorder to ruin them, what should I do?

Ruin them. It's not good to bottle something up like that. It takes years off your life.

How can Dagobert Duck work 25 hours a day and 8 days a week?

Cocaine's a hell of a drug. And LSD can make you think that you are on another planet, so I'm sure working 25 hours a day, 8 days a week. So, that's what I'm going to go with.

is there a possibility you join AAS team again?

I'm afraid not, Syler. I'm on a 5 year old laptop so I'm not ready to do any of the old stuff. Plus, I'm enjoying retirement way too much.

questions answered.

Have you ever had a different Avatar?

Not on this forum, no. I don't get why some people feel the need to change their avatars more frequently than they change shirts... I found a badass, negima-related avatar, and I stuck with it. That's called loyalty.

Did you have an extremely awesome breakfast this morning?

Does pussy count...? If it does, then yes! I ate an extremely awesome breakfast this morning.

Lately my urges to do evil, burn stuff or pull a Leeroy Jenkins on my friends during our co-op left4dead sessions have been much more than tempting. Also, my curiosity towards the result of these acts is beginning to overpower my voice of reason.

Here's my question, are there any career options that I can take to fulfill these urges and what are the courses I need to take when I go to a university?

Fuck University. Teach Sky Diving lessons. Lots of cool pranks to pull there. And you make tons of dough instead of spending it.